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Green Church

You got any cable ties?

Nah, might have to duck down the Green Church. Need a new screwdriver anyway.
by Pauline54 July 20, 2022
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Church of Charlie

Where Charlie’s Angels come to think, pray, and ask for forgiveness from the Charlie god.
I’m gonna go to the Church of Charlie so that badass is forgiven
by The Church of Charlie July 24, 2022
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church

OMG Church is the BEST cat ever.
by Barty Bart On My Bart June 6, 2022
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Church

1) A franchise, money-making machine based on god's word, the Bible.

Religious cults like Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. each claim that god's word, which Bible is, belongs exclusively to them and their what they claim "god", when in reality re-ligious god is not different from an idol, material doll without any spiritual meaning. Word "religion" translated from Latin, literally means re-ligion, "upside down spirituality".

2) An institute of brainwashing and establishing control over the people. It's done by projecting slave-master relationship and strict power hierarchy, like god is ABOVE and people are his _slaves_. When in reality god is unknown. Unfathomable. He is NOT person or human-like. So it's not even "he". Somehow from this idea it's projected that even nominally government _serves_ the people, somehow government is corrupt and above people in reality, and that's totally fine, BECAUSE this is how GOD is.

That's why it's so important to support one-god religions and claim that religions with more than one god are outdated.
1) Example:
- Hey, I want to make some money off people's fear of their inadequacy media instills in them.
- Why don't you invest in a Church, this business is greatly supported by the government in any country as it supplements the propaganda.

2) Example:

- Hey, do you go to Church?
- Of course I do, it makes me feel good feeding my trauma-bond it constantly deepens making me feel guilty and forgiven by the government at the same time.
by Nikita1998 June 18, 2022
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Church

To completely agree with someone, or to say that you are on the same page. Your agreeance is so strong, it’s religious.
John: Yo, if that Mutha fucka don’t pay me tomorrow I’m gonna whoop his ass!

Sean: church, bro. Church.
by Eggcleary June 27, 2022
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Church Of NyJai

The church of NyJai there is no god only gods ruled under Queen NyJai
by Queen of Gods July 2, 2022
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Church Of NyJai

Church Of NyJai is ruled by Queen NyJai and we believe in Gods
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