Change my shirt

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

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change.php

Were your shitty ass definitions are available

Your change.php is kinda ass

by snappyjoe February 17, 2024

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In old myths „changelings“ typically are attributed to Fae exchanging human children for their own and these then behaving strangely. But in reality it is the kids hitting puberty and the parents do not recognize their own kids anymore!

Puberty invokes changeling behavior.

My kid must be a Changeling, I do not recognize it anymore!

by Highlander1694 February 29, 2024

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charged as a dingo

Drunk as fuck

Fuck me cunt nan and pop are charged as a dingo

by Gary great gary March 19, 2024

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Charged Creeper

To approach a girl during sex whilst shuffling across the carpet in socks to generate static electricity, once your dick, in the sock, touches her anus, it shocks her leaving a burn mark on her chocolate starfish.

“Last night he gave me a charged creeper, I still feel it when I walk!”
“I gave my girl a charged creeper two weeks ago, and she still says it’s burning!”

by Nutfw March 23, 2024

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