cotton

wood pulp paper,
wools counterpart

go to the mall and buy another cotton item to add to your already extensively neglected wardrobe.

by DiamondOne June 12, 2006

cotton candy flavored lung cancer

Another way to say vaping.

Joe how's that cotton candy flavored lung cancer?
Man this pod is so fucking good man, want a hit?
nah lung cancer ain't for me bro

by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2021

milk carton

To snatch, rob, or take without asking when the owner isn't looking also when a joke is cracked on someone its called a milk carton.must scream milk carton when this happens

When Mrs.sidoti left the classroom, Zach milk cartoned all her pencils.

by [Baby_Zach] August 11, 2006

Cantonese

A major language that is used to communicate in South China, Hong Kong, and Macau. In other places, Cantonese is spoken the most by the Chinese community in Vietnam and the West, such as the USA, Canada, and the UK. Cantonese is a Yue language, which is a descendant of a Yue state, Southern Yue, that started its civilization below the Yangtze River of South China, before evolving to absorb a handful of Han (Mandarin) loan words and using the written Hanzi characters to express their own way of connecting to people. Cantonese is a different Asian language from Mandarin, due to speakers of both of these languages not being able to understand each other, unless Cantonese and Mandarin speakers only understand each other in Hanzi characters and using body language to some degree. Moreover, Cantonese sounds closer to Hakka, unlike Mandarin that sounds closer to Manchu. Finally, Cantonese isn't a Sino-Tibetan language, unlike Chinese nationalists thinking otherwise.

Whoever said that Cantonese has about 30% of Yue words, Mandarin has about 30% of Manchu words, and that these languages are both "Han Chinese", are either uneducated or blinded by nationalism to an extreme to spread fake news. On top of this, Chinese supremacists think that Cantonese and Mandarin-speaking groups are one "race", Han Chinese, similar to white supremacists spreading false information that most Europeans with blue eyes and white skin are part of the "untainted" Aryan race. However, Cantonese people or South Chinese genetically have double eyelids, bigger eyes, a darker skin tone, a shorter height, fatter noses, and an angular facial structure. On the other hand, Mandarin-speaking northern Han people or North Chinese genetically have smaller eyelids, smaller eyes, a lighter skin tone, a taller height, flatter noses, and a flatter facial structure. In other words, Cantonese resemble a lot like Southeast Asians, compared to northern Hans having the appearance of North Asians. Chinese supremacists need to get out more from their own tiny world to explore different cultures of tribal people. If not, screw those moronic smartasses.

by TheUnknown21 February 16, 2020

cotton nose

Someone who whines so much about a particular subject to extreme annoyance of the rest of his/her audience. Supposedly sharing character traits with people that have nose bleeds after long rants. Cotton buds are sometimes used to stop the bleeding.

Ted: I refuse to listen on the latest album of x band because the simply sold out.
Jeff: Quit being such a cotton nose.

by xombz October 16, 2008

Cottonmouth

Cottonmouth(N.) 1. A half-Chinese and half-Japanese American from an American military base 2. Particiapated in the beating of Black Mamba at her wedding 3. President of the Japanese underworld of crime 4. Goverment name is O-Ren Ishii 5. Killed at the House of Blue Leaves by Black Mamba in a sword fight

O-Ren Ishii : Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.

by Black Mamba September 11, 2004

cotton hopper

Racist term for African Americans. Derived from slavery times when the slaves were hoping around the cotton fields picking cotton.

We must have owned 30 cotton hoppers back in the day.

by raiderbill September 1, 2009