by bigdudeydude July 4, 2017
Get the dog cuntmug. by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009
Get the manc cuntmug. What?! It was a typo!
by Schmuck Fuck Lawyer June 15, 2011
Get the Beloved Cuntmug. (n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.
I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!
by Blenderhead1971 June 19, 2012
Get the cunt greasemug. jack: so jim what you up too these days?
jim: well ive been trying to lose my virginity, it hasn't been working out so far
jack: ahh so the hunt for the cunt has come up dry.
jim: well ive been trying to lose my virginity, it hasn't been working out so far
jack: ahh so the hunt for the cunt has come up dry.
by the sex jesus November 15, 2009
Get the hunt for the cuntmug. When a woman experiences the effects of multiple STD's at one time, causing serious itching, scratching, burning, basically a vagina that is in need of a good hose down.
I saw Becky's gyno report, bitch had herpes, crabs, and gonorrea, she was itching so hard I could tell she had some serious cunt fire!
by Mountaincock February 21, 2015
Get the cunt firemug. You should have see Ron Jeremy in that flick, man that dude is a bonafide cunt slugger if ever I saw one.
by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
Get the cunt sluggermug.