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car wash 

This is when you get a group of people and just go destroy a bar you don’t like. Maybe the bartender was rude. It doesn’t matter. You can walk on your check or upper deck the ladies room. The important part is to be as annoying as possible to piss off the place that wronged you and you do it as a team.
Yo graham! Let’s car wash Ivan’s bar tomorrow. His shit is becoming tiresome. I’ll tell you what. I’ll upper deck the women’s room and you ask for the check and we both walk out after he prints it. That bitch.
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Car Acrobatics 

When your car door is on the edge of the driveway and you have to get to your door without touching the grass.
Why did you park your car like that!? Now i’ll have to do some Car Acrobatics.
Car Acrobatics by Confetti_fun November 19, 2018

car wash professional 

It's somebody you give this to before having an A1 day
Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.

Car Tending 

Serving/consuming alcohol while riding shotgun in a vehicle whether straight from the bottle/flask or from a “to go” plastic cup from the bar or “hitting the bottle” to save money on drinks at the bar or to “serve” alcoholic beverages to a group of people out of a cooler in the trunk of your car.

*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.

*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
Dude, we will spend less money at the bar if we are car tending tonight!

If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
Car Tending by StrangerDanger19 January 26, 2019
Contraction of Carrot. Used for when you don't want to speak an O, or to impress a carrot-farmer.

Can't --> Cannot.
Car't --> Carrot.
"Damn, this car't is really good!" Singular
"Oh, you've sure got a lot of car'ts!" Plural
"Be careful with the car't's root when farming." Property
Car't by Johnny Grenade March 12, 2019

CAR LOVER ASN 

A true CAR LOVER who really loves Cars and can do anything for Cars. His love for cars will never end.
HE IS THE CAR LOVER ASN OF CARS.