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ghetto candy

The cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of your trick or treat bag that you just can't stand to eat, but won't throw out because it's candy. If you have a choice between this candy and drinking pancake syrup for a sugar hit, you'd pick the syrup.

Alternatively, the cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of the communal work candy dish, left there for the same reason.
Worker One: "Ugh! There's nothing in the candy dish but ghetto candy! I'd rather eat sugar cubes!"

Worker Two: "Shut up! You ate all the good stuff; now it's your turn to buy some real candy!"

Worker One: (grabbing the sugar cubes) "Munch munch munch)
ghetto candy by pellygirl August 27, 2012
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nub nub candy 

On the Battlefield 2 Scene refering to a friendly claymore/mine when a nub runs over it
nub: WTF *insta-punish*
you: OMFG WTF did you go for the nub nub candy?
nub nub candy by Dodoextinct May 23, 2006

candy cream

Brittney Leah Baker likes candy cream.
candy cream by Rachel12532 June 18, 2008

candy tossing 

candy tossing is when instead of taking ecstasy orally. you insert it in your rectal cavity
Its like salad tossing but instead its candy tossing. Because people call ecstasy "candy"
candy tossing by brown jungle April 13, 2010

Candy Dulfer 

Candy Dulfer (born 19 September 1969) is a popular Dutch smooth jazz alto saxophonist. She started to play saxophone at the age of six. She has had her own band, Funky Stuff, since she was fourteen. Her debut album Saxuality (1990) received a Grammy Award nomination. Over the years she released nine studio albums, two live albums, and one compilation album. She has performed and recorded songs with several other musicians, such as her father Hans Dulfer, Prince, Dave Stewart, René Froger, Van Morrison, and Maceo Parker. For the Dutch television series Candy meets... (2007),
Candy Dulfer is the hottest girl Alto Sax player this side of Mississippi!
Candy Dulfer by Jazzy Chase June 3, 2010
A term used to describe cum that tastes relatively sweet or sugary, usually a product of a process called Sperm Sweetening.
Matt- "Thanks for the tip dude, since I ate all that sweet shit she said I had Candy Cum."

Mike- "I told ya man, bitches love sweet cum"
Candy Cum by Mange Crosby January 1, 2012