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Day old bread

1. A woman's vaginal tract infected by a yeast-fungus characterized by itching and irritation of the vulva, and vaginal discharge; Candidiasis

2. An out of control yeast infection

3. An affordable and delectable delicacy sold by Jimmy Johns
"You expect me to go down and eat your vittles!? Bitch, your day old bread is growin mold! come back tomorrow!"
Day old bread by Luvmussell January 26, 2009

tomato bread 

A derogatory term for a pizza
"Mofo I ordered a kebab pizza and all I got was tomato bread and dog meat!"

"Ah, you should have gone to Franco's, ma young apprentice."
tomato bread by cass February 3, 2005

raccoon bread

Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.

Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.

what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
raccoon bread by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011

Bread chaser 

Bread chaser by Sainttttttt June 10, 2019

bread sex 

eating bread while having sex
who wouldn’t want to eat bread while fucking bitches, I love bread sex
bread sex by Ilikebread666 January 3, 2021

Day Old Bread

Over the hill; someone who used to be 'it' but doesn't realize they aren't any longer.
"Look at her, thinking she is all that... she's day old bread." or "Day old bread needs to stick together."
Day Old Bread by Juhli Schull June 25, 2007