Gravity Boarding

Cruising around on your board, while stoned out of your mind.

"Yo dude wanna go gravity boarding later??"

by TJdoesdie May 30, 2015

Bony Board

A dick.

His bony board is too small to womp my cooter box.

by Bony Board July 12, 2015

Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.

I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

breakfast board

fat rack of lines when you wake up or at the break of dawn.
drugs to start off your day

jimmy: wouldn't mind a breakfast board in a few.
damo: exactly what i was thinking, et's start the day off with a few phat lines jimmy
jimmy: glad you agree, never bitch the sesh
damo: got the dealos number?

by homestew December 21, 2016

Hover Board

1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.

How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)

by honeyberry205 January 3, 2017

surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017

urban beardsman

A gentleman sporting a beard and man bun ,likes essential oils and works for the police or law in some fashion.

Cathy was getting paranoid upon spotting so many urban beardsman at the fair

by Puddyboot September 30, 2017