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Nigger Blumpkin

a blumpkin usually used by samuel l jackson where he sits on a plane wanting A MOTHER FUCKEN NIGGER BLUMPIN!!!
Wendy- shiquan may i give you a Nigger Blumpkin
Shiquan- what did you say
Wendy- you better give me a fuckin blumpkin now
by Trey N. December 17, 2008
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Blumpkin

Blumpkin-When a girl or guy sucks your fucking dong when taking a massive poo.
Guy 1: dude my girlfriend game me the best blumpkin ever.

Guy 2: really what the motherfucking shit is that.

Guy 1: its means i was dropping a massive deuce when she sucked my weiner off.

Guy 2: really you lucky son of a bitch you came and pooped at the same time i wish i new what feels like.

Guy 1: its the best feeling ever, I was cumming and shitting at same time.
by fuckoffyougutterslut February 13, 2014
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blumpkin slushie

similar to the blumpkin hat (giving a swirly post blumpkin) but this time you have diarrhea
Karly drank all of my blumpkin slushie last night, it was awesome!
by taco hut March 17, 2009
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blumpkito

A complicated act to perform with two or more said homies, i.e the ninjaz you kick it with. well step one get groupies fanz or down ass ryder chick to give you an ya homeboyz repeated blumkins while you an said trikk be in the bathroom. step two turn out lights after taking said shit. sneek out and have your homie trade you places when he bust. step three shove her head proceed to swirlry. lmfao its grear for revenge or break up with soon to be ex girlfriends.
hey homie you wanna help me get this bitch before i break it off with her?
yeah ninja what we do?
hit her up with the "blumpkito"
yuh!!!! do it do it
by (~$%SIXSIDEZ%$~) July 27, 2011
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Blumpin

A moment/feeling between two people when chillin to music, smoking weed, and playing video games is happening.
You know you blumpin when you with your friend, playing music, smoking weed, and playing video games and think to yourself... "We Blumpin"
by Nate the Great 33 May 18, 2018
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Blumpkin

A nickname for Virgina Governor, Glenn Youngkin.
Virginia Governor Glenn Blumpkin is a fascist who targets public school educators, who are absolute angels.
by Beccamckennabrady January 25, 2022
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Country Blumpkin

"Dude.... Palmala Handerson just gave me a Country Blumpkin!"
by halfinsane April 26, 2009
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