whore bath

When you don't really have time to take a shower or when you just wake up and need to not look so nasty before going out to smoke a cigarette. or if you're just a wore in a gas station with a wash cloth or roll of toilet paper trying to get clean.

Go in the bathroom and take you a whore bath before coming to the breakfast table.

I wont be long, ill just take me a whore bath real quick.

Can we stop here at this Exxon so I can freshen up mo'foker.

by Man.On.House March 24, 2016

mexican bird bath

when you run into the bathroom while you lady/man is taking a bath and take a shit in the tub while they are in it

i gave my bitch a mexican bird bath yesterday. she didntlike it too much

by stubbz420 November 8, 2010

Go home and have a bath

An insult/really crappy comeback when non chavs talk to chavs (however this only works with the chavs who say they aren't chavs though, all the other ones will just hit you)

Jakky G:Don't talk to me you chav!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrr go home and have a bath!!

Jakky G:Go listen to that noise you listen to that you think is music!!

by Count Scrotulus April 15, 2008

bath cardinals

The 2004 BYAFA Youth Champions

Jamal : "those Bath Cardinals rule man"

Terrell : "true dat!"

by MG99 September 6, 2004

man bubble bath

when a girl is showered by a mans milky man glue.

ill hit you with my man bubble bath
i ll hit you with my man glue

*splat* johnny comed on my face,its like a man bubble bath

by john really brown September 23, 2006

wet bathing suit

When someone is drunk and urinates on someone.

OMG cait just gave steve a wet bathing suit!

by tuttz May 11, 2009

russian bird bath

When a woman takes a shit on the toilet, while on her period, and a man goes down on her. The resulting splash from the turd hitting the bloody water bathes the man's face.

My girlfriend gets kinky while on the rag so I gave her a Russian Bird Bath.

by Valtrexx July 27, 2014