Panic! at the Disco 

A gay ass band who most fans only know because of the song 'I Write Sins Not Tradgedies'. Most girls think they're hot but the truth is they wear more makeup than your mother.

Katie:OMG PATD iz comin 2 our citi! =D
Sally:ya i kno mi mom sed i can go!
Katie:yay we can go 2getha lolz XD
Sally:hey alex u lik Panic! at the Disco????
Alex:Hell no. They wear more make up than your mother does.

Panic! at the Disco by MegaPickle March 14, 2009

Panic at the Disco

A shit song written in 'fag' language.

"Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

Look, you are not bad ass if you fit huge words in a verse. You are not fucking awesome if you write songs about a fucking wedding, you make yourself sound fucking gay. Lastly, you will never, ever be heavy.

Sad but true. Long live metal.

Panic at the Disco is not metal.

Panic at the Disco by Ch0023r July 20, 2007

Panic at the gates 

When in an work situation your boss demands that you have a report on his desk by yesterday you experience panic at the gates. A high pressured work deadline.

The manager called in yesterday and wanted my project outline by tomorrow! Panic at the gates!

Panic at the gates by Dr Evil Secretary December 8, 2004

laughing at the carpet 

Being violently sick. so much so you start jurking back and forth as if you are laughing

I got wasted last! Mumfound me laughing at the carpet

laughing at the carpet by Barry Hennett May 13, 2008

At the library 

Having anal sex.

Yeah man I told my mom that my girlfriend and I were at the library and she totally thought I was just talking about the location.

At the library by Fabrizio Hemmingway June 6, 2017

a stop at the bank 

It's when you take somebodies wallet and take all the money out then use it as tolet paper then you put the money back where it was before without anybody knowing the wallet was gone and that person you hate uses fecies money.

Dude Drew dropped my meatballs on the ground last night so when he went to bed i made a stop at the bank.

a stop at the bank by Juicy juice December 26, 2006

meanwhile, back at the ranch 

Used to make fun of the topic just discussed or change it entirely.

Probably derived from Dukes of Hazzard during a scene change.

Person 1:Speaking of dildoes, I just found my mom's stash the other day!
Person 2:Whoa! Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

meanwhile, back at the ranch by CheezyDee May 5, 2004