alyssa

she looks like a rat and talks way too much. no one likes Alyssa.

Oh shit, Alyssa is on her way. runnnnnn

by alyssa sucks November 18, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl that loves being choked, she enjoyes farts and poo jokes all year round. How can somebody not love an Alyssa. She's the type of girl to text you while pooping just to tell you she is pooping. Horsie Poo is a nickname an Alyssa prefers being called during a romantic session. She loves drugs, booze and god. She has a thing for older guys and dads and occasionally grandfathers too. She flirts with a lot of guys at once and loves to lead people on.

Alyssa asked me to call her Horsie Poo
Alyssa keeps hitting on my dad
What is Alyssa's issue

by PooSlayer April 17, 2020

Alyssa

A fake ass b**** who doesn't can keep her mouth closed talkshit accuses people of being s**** for no goddamn reason judges people just because they're pretty and tells them that they are fake because they're pretty and there is too jealous to admit it

Girl one :Alyssa thinks I'm going to get pregnant

Girl 2: mhm she fake

by Fake Alyssa May 30, 2020

Aleksandra

A white girl who always desired to be black so badly. Her favorite activity in the entire world is to look at feet pics. She is ponish by des ent. She is never online and hates all of her friends. Her thirst of communicating with her acquaintances equals to zero. Consumes Genshin impact 24/7 . She ignores all the suffering she brings to her friends.

-This is quite saddening-

Aleksandra: “Because, I wanted to be black.”

Aleksandra: “Sorry I’m in a call with friends, I’ll call you later, maybe...’

-Thousand years later-

...

by BingusLover69 February 1, 2021

Alessandro

Extra small dick and doesn’t need to flirt to get the ladies attention cause all he dose is fucks up. Also see wanka, jackass, asshole, dickhead, brainless and microscopic. He is an idiot.

Me: go away
Alessandro: why?
Me: cause your annoying

Alessandro: why?
Me: do you have a brain

Alessandro: no have you read the definition of me?

by Ur MoM IS gAYyyY AF November 13, 2019

Alissa

100% A total bitch

1000% Slut

10000% Hoe

99% Stupid

2653.836% A cheater

0.0% Nice

7.5% Responsible

And did I mention 100% A total bitch?

Alissa a the realest hoe and deep throat hoe bitch

by Ashleyvcbighoe May 17, 2019

Alyssa

A fucking bitch that is a phony.She is a liar. Everybody thinks she is an angel, except the people that actually know her.

Omg you know how alyssa told you she had a boyfriend, it was a lie.

by Zoomba389 April 8, 2015