Alaskan Bobsled

When you take your poop and freeze it than use it as a dildo.

"So he was fucking me, than he went to the fridge and pulled an Alaskan Bobsled on my butthole!"

by TubaLeader November 10, 2009

alaskan mudslide

To start the alaskan mudslide, a girl must obtain a large, unbroken piece of shit and then freezes it. Upon completion of freezing, she pulls it out and uses it as a dildo.

I walked in on Marry yesterday giving herself the Alaskan mudslide. Her room smelled completely like shit, but I walked in and finished her off anyways.

by Jeremy.S.6969 April 10, 2008

Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.

The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

by ready-liver August 3, 2010

Alaskan Timberwolf

when a girl sucks a dudes hairy wang and then takes a bite out of it and his scream is like the howl of a wolf and then sudenly turns into a warewolf

dude im even harier after she gave me an alaskan timberwolf

by highjumpster12 July 23, 2009

alaskan thunderfuck

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.

Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.

by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006

Alaskan Mouthwarmer

Before having sex, you eat out/fellate your partner. After their climax, you choke them out until they pass out. Once passed out, you begin penetration on your partner. Just before you climax and they wake up, you defecate in their mouth, then slam your cock in their mouth through your own feces and then ejaculate in their mouth.

"Holy shit man, Jeremy just gave that bitch an Alaskan Mouthwarmer", "Ew, gross!"

by TeakettleTom August 6, 2009

Baked Alaska

A form of masturbation where one has two bowls of water, one hot and one ice cold. After having a hand in each for an appropriate amount of time before masturbating; the hand is changed after each stroke altering from hot to cold, thus a Baked Alaska.

Sally gave me a baked alaska last night, my dick is so confused.

by Proopraw April 20, 2014