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westford academy

High School in the Middlesex county of Massachusetts that is populated mainly by kids hoping to make it into Ivy League Schools. Most won’t get into Harvard, however, with one or two exceptions. Large quantities of academically strong minorities. Girls from Westford Academy tend to be hot, but about half are kinda prudish. The athletics are decently strong. The theater dept is really big and the shows are usually pretty good, but the kids in the theater clique think they're the most amazing thing ever and spend all their time hanging out with each other by the theater playing four square because they're "too cool to care.” The school's guys tend to either be preppy or "scene" but the only real difference between anyone is music preference because everyone in the school comes from an upper-middle class background or pretend to if they don't. So if you meet a kid from Westford academy you can surmise these few things- You're probably at an almost Harvard standard college, the kid has hot friends back home, he probably likes to wear tight pants and sing RENT songs in sing-along groups after school while playing four-square, and he probably has money. He also probably spent his time frequenting the "Parish" where mostly crappy local bands scream about how alone they feel and wear hoodies that accentuate how freaking skinny they are. Oh, and they'll refer to a place called the "WHOP" but it's not a racial slur, it's a pizza place otherwise known as the Westford House of Pizza.
a- hey, who is that chick? She's pretty hot.
b- whoa man, she's from Westford Academy, you can't deal with that.
a- yo, thanks for the heads up. I mean, she's hot, but who gives a fuck about what musicals she's been in?

example 2_
a: hey, why the tight pants?
b: playing the Parish. We're covering Taking Back Sunday and Brand New. And maybe one Call Her Alaska song. Man, they were so freaking good. Wanna go to the WHOP?
a: Eh, I'm feeling Silver Palate. Or Chilis.
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schaeffer academy

private christian school that contains one all dictating person who steals guys but otherwise its ok. and theres a fetal pig in the wall btw.
i used to go to schaeffer academy but now i dont
by stopandletmebreathe April 10, 2009
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Webber Academy

School for the criminally intelligent. Looks like a prison from the outside.
by Yeldon September 28, 2011
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incarnate word academy

An all girls catholic high school is St. Louis, MO.

know for being the best in sports, the best in partying, and the best in attracting guys.
also know for beating the lower-class St. Joseph Academy in every sport. (also know as the St. Joes Hoes.)

also, they rock jumpers (:
where do you go to school?

Incarnate Word Academy.

wowwwww.
by IDUBBB September 8, 2010
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Thayer Academy

um i actually like the school. Not kidding. met some good friends there. :: ducks to avoid teh inevitable stones thrown at me::
by annonomus February 10, 2005
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Khan Academy

Dunno what everyone else here is on about. Khan Academy is a cool dude who makes useful math videos and probably does a better job at explaining stuff than your boring high school math teacher. Otherwise, why would you be watching him?

It's actually quite ironic if you think about it, a few years ago people are praising him as a better alternative to your crappy math teacher, now people are shitting on the dude that provides FREE math tutorials. Sure, he might take longer to explain things, but the fact that he takes his time, as well as having an optimistic tone of voice, means that he genuinely cares about you and the subject. Beats having some teacher who reads directly from the text with his unenthusiastic monotone voice.

P.S. To the person who's complaining about color switching, uhh seriously?? He does this to make it more easier to read, it's called color coding, duh.
People in 2014: Woooo thanks Khan Academy, you made me pass my AP calculus test!

People in 2020: Ughhh I hate Khan Academy, he makes math so tedious!

Me: lol
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 10, 2020
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Garforth Academy

Its a school guess where in Garforth and its not even a real academy its rubbish and it shows off when we dont even have enought board pens! and we all hate it! woop woop...
"Yay im going to garforth academy!"
"haha lol gutted!!
by a person who goes the that sch January 24, 2011
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