Virgin Micheál

A lad who jokes about his virginity to cope with the inevitable doom of him being a virgin forever.

The male version of Virgin Mary

“Jayus that lad is a pure Virgin Micheál, look at his beard”

by Micheál/Michael January 09, 2019

Life Virgin

Somebody who has not done anything with his or her life, therefore their life has yet to loose its virginity

i.e. a Life Virgin has never been abroad, never experienced love, never got drunk

by Ziltoid The Nonmiscient February 03, 2014

Virgin Toothbrush

A toothbrush unsoiled from the mouth of others.

John: I need a toothbrush, I forgot mine at home.

Mary: Here, have mine!

John: But it's used!

Shelley: I just went to the dentist, this one a real virgin toothbrush.

John: Thanks.

by Elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

Super virgin

A person who will never get pussy

You know gage jaques and Dominic ficuciello, those guys are super virgins

by Capt wsa June 24, 2015

facebook virgin

getting your cherry popped for the first time on facebook and not knowing what the hell to do

You dont know how to use facebook? You must be a facebook virgin

by dksdoinit May 21, 2010

COVID virginity

Losing your COVID virginty after 14 months of no hookups.

"Oh damn bro, I lost my COVID virginity last night. I hooked with this fiiiine ass broad with big tits and a tight p****! HOOOOOWEEEEE!!!!"

by zodeep April 10, 2021

Virgin Ears

adjective

1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding,

2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment

"Don't say that there are Virgin Ears present!"

by sunsetgirl18 March 19, 2010