pool caddie

Someone who prefers swimming in pools over lakes, in other words, an idiot

Joe is being a pool caddie and not going in the lake

by Name469 October 22, 2020

Pool's Razor

Do not attribute to a conspiracy that which can be more readily attributed to cultural forces.

Joe Biden said the phrase "new world order" but it's more likely a Pool's Razor situation not a conspiracy.

by Tantris Oakblood March 22, 2022

Pool party

Two or more generations of men in the same family having sex with the same woman.

Pappy, dad, and Tommy had a pool party with the single lady down the street.

by Thrillsoda December 8, 2020

Jeff Poole

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .

Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting

by Willie whopper March 11, 2020

Mexican Pool Party

When a man ejaculates in the palm of another's hand.

He gave me a Mexican Pool Party, then I had to wash my hands because they were sticky.

by combatvet2008 November 7, 2010

Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool

To go number two
To go poop

"Jenny went to drop the kids off at the pool"
"I was just dropping the black kids off at the pool"
"I'm back from dropping the Mexican kids off at the pool"
"I was dropping the kids off at the pool just now"

by Arin C. March 24, 2015

Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.

Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.

by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023