Milf Orchestra

An Amateur Orchestra with people in their forties who aren´t professional Musicians

Oh I heard your Mom picked up an Instrument?
Yup, I guess she´ll join a Milf Orchestra soon

by Treewise October 30, 2019

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boner milf

Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.

That show is so boner milf.

Taco Bell is boner milf af!

by looocheli February 02, 2016

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When her face looks 20 but her hands look 50

Damn she’s so hot but those Milf Hands are a turn off

by Dikwanka52 September 30, 2020

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Noun: a sport in which athletes participate in fucking other athletes moms

verb: to milf means to fuck ones mom

Isaac: "Im gonna go milfing with my mates cya later"

Evan: "Ayo ???"

by uh_van December 26, 2021

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Porcupine Milf is a woman over 50, who goes to bars to get drunk and laid.

Jennifer is a Porcupine Milf, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she's had in her, she would be a Porcupine.

by RealHeartBroken April 16, 2024

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1) An arousing dairy cow which has bore children
2) A (milf) with the abbility to still lactate.

"Had a dairy milf last night, milked all over my bed"

by Wheely wrong December 23, 2018

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hot ladys that i wanna fuck that usually have kids

friend: yoo dude look at that milf over there!

me: man, i love milfs

by spookyyatsumu October 10, 2021

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