by Jhigh25 March 17, 2023
 Get the truck fitmug.
Get the truck fitmug. Noun - Some asshole in your gym who brings a tripod, sets it 20 feet away from his machine, then gets mad when another individual appears in frame, or a girl who wears skimpy clothing at an attempt to record other gym goers glancing her way to call them "creeps".
That girl over there has a whole tripod and is doing RDLs in front of that guy. She's clearly a fitness influencer.
by FitnessChadButtLover July 6, 2023
 Get the fitness influencermug.
Get the fitness influencermug. Guy: I thought you were my girlfriend.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.
by JustTrey January 16, 2023
 Get the false fitmug.
Get the false fitmug. An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.
If it fits, it ships.
If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
 Get the If it fits, it shipsmug.
Get the If it fits, it shipsmug. Dave: Yo what's that mans wearing? Looks so UGLY!
Jordan: Are you dumb? That's Mickey Fit! The best fit in the game!
Dave: omg i just realised, i am so sorry. Mickey Fit was so drippy it blinded me.
Jordan: Are you dumb? That's Mickey Fit! The best fit in the game!
Dave: omg i just realised, i am so sorry. Mickey Fit was so drippy it blinded me.
by beekaybegay June 7, 2020
 Get the Mickey Fitmug.
Get the Mickey Fitmug. by Oooo yahhh March 26, 2017
 Get the Fitmug.
Get the Fitmug. a phrase used to scold somebody, who is very dumb and needs to get a bamboo fit up their ass.
(in the views of mr. rohit vyas)(dola)
go lefroy!!!!!
(in the views of mr. rohit vyas)(dola)
go lefroy!!!!!
anay bamboo fit kardunga, pure duniya mein kahin par bhi chale jana, koi doctor nahi nikal paye ga
ghum phir ke mere pass hi ana padega
aaaa
go lefroy!!!!1
ghum phir ke mere pass hi ana padega
aaaa
go lefroy!!!!1
by dolaa mama dolvasti June 3, 2022
 Get the bamboo fitmug.
Get the bamboo fitmug.