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Dildo

1: did you see that dildo
2: u mean a big rubber schlong
by Weiner man10w0389201 December 24, 2022
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dildo dip

Sauce you aquire from a dildo.
"Steve, would you wipe the dildo dip off on my toys"?
by Clemon2589 September 29, 2020
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Dildo Buttkins

When you are high AF and watch LOTR with your bros.
Dildo Buttkins is a cummin’!
by PeenInDaMouf April 27, 2021
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Dildo Fuckins

I'm feeling so dildo fuckins today!
by McDinolds May 14, 2017
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kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.
by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017
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Dildo Palette

A small flat object (a book, a piece of wood, etc) that an individual places their dildos on so they can all be carried at once. Typically seen in use by camgirls so they can use an assortment of dildos and then put them away after streaming. Similar to a painter using a palette to keep their paints readily available without needing to move away from their workspace.
I carry dildos with my Neon Genesis Evangelion artbook, it's my dildo palette.
by LoserBasementVirgin2099 October 17, 2021
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Dildo Nick

A man who talks about dildos
Dildo Nick really brought it up
by HG99 May 15, 2021
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