Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.
by white girl with a tight pussy August 20, 2023
by Bubbles lahey August 06, 2019
Guy1: Oh thats nice, someone has hammered a screwdriver through our work table and knocked the corners off.
Guy2: Yeah it was probably a damn smart ass comedian dave hanlon found time between video games to be a shop clown.
Guy2: Yeah it was probably a damn smart ass comedian dave hanlon found time between video games to be a shop clown.
by prickydicky22 August 03, 2009
A man with such along shlong that he gets in there pretty well. Also known as a Pornstar with a Big Dick.
by kuromibunnyhunny October 12, 2021
by HiccupLicker69420 November 06, 2023
A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.
Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)
by soupsoupwowza April 02, 2022
I'm going to go do some laundry and Dave Neal it.
by iwillbenkoyou January 23, 2022