1. Something determined by the 23rd chromosome pair in a cell, determining the individual’s role in the act. Often referred to as “gender”, though usually informally.
2. The process needed to combine gametes and create a new organism.
3. A word that makes the immature hysterically chortle, and the subject of the most overused and unfunny jokes known to man.
2. The process needed to combine gametes and create a new organism.
3. A word that makes the immature hysterically chortle, and the subject of the most overused and unfunny jokes known to man.
1. For “sex”, please write “male” or “female”, and not “yes”.
2. Do I need to explain what sex is? You’ve managed to access this site, looking up any old word has probably taught you some physically-impossible way of doing it.
3. If I hear one more sex joke, I’m either going to put on an Abbott and Costello movie and cry or blow my brains out with a sawed-off shotgun I just so happened to have with me.
For the love of God, grow up!
2. Do I need to explain what sex is? You’ve managed to access this site, looking up any old word has probably taught you some physically-impossible way of doing it.
3. If I hear one more sex joke, I’m either going to put on an Abbott and Costello movie and cry or blow my brains out with a sawed-off shotgun I just so happened to have with me.
For the love of God, grow up!
by boomer dude September 6, 2023
Get the sexmug. a wonderful thing where a guy sticks his (dick) into a girls (pussy) and thrusts back and forward faster and faster each time until it feels so good you have to stop. It is an amazing action that feels like heaven.
by random_anonymous_human June 18, 2019
Get the sexmug. by XxxmotherfuckinhardmanxxX June 26, 2018
Get the Sexmug. I told him to come in the room, he sat down on me and pulled off both his and my clothes. We were on the bed, he started putting his dick in my vagina, I moaned. I felt some warm liquid in my pussy. He has cummed. I stick my finger in, bring it out and swallow it, I felt different. I had to tell him. “I think... I think I’m pregnant.” I whispered in his ear. “Oh shit,” he said. And it was all over.
by TheRealDick139 November 10, 2020
Get the Sexmug. Jack and Leah had met in fifth grade. It was 12th now and they had gone out on Christmas Eve night, a very romantic time. They were in L.A. and they both adored it. After the movie Jack invited her back. She got so excited because she was looking for some action packed sex. When they got there she reached up and wrapped her hands around his neck and he put his hands on her hips and they made out. They made out for 2 minutes before he gently put her on the bed and started stripping her. She began taking of his pants and boxer and he did the same for her as well as her shirt. Once she got his boxers of it revealed a massive boner. Her pussy was so wet. He proceeded to lower his head and eat her out. She moaned because he was so good. After he took his 9 inch rock hard dick and slipped it in her vagina. He started slow but started going faster. She reached orgasm and he was moaning too. Not even 3 minutes later she felt warm stuff fill her. He came. He then fingered her and then they went back to kissing. This went on for the whole night. The next morning they woke up and it was snowing. Snowing in L.A. nobody believed it but they were too busy being locked in with each other. They were so attached to each other and everyone knew. I have to go, tomorrow is their daughter’s wedding.
by Hehehehebee November 25, 2020
Get the Sexmug.