MILF May

A month where boys are only able to have sex with MILFS.

yo bro! u ready for MILF May?

by KarolineVangErTilDværge November 21, 2018

milf

your mother; milf

brad: is your mom hot
mike: are you asking if she’s a milf?

by XoxoForehead September 12, 2021

MILF

Man I love frogs.

Jake: “Im a milf!”
Sam:” WTF DUDE?!”
Jake: “MAN I LOVE FROGS!”

by gurlalatagingisbad115 April 9, 2022

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

MILF

Acronym for:

M-y
I-ndescribable
L-ove
F-or Jesus

Sorry sinners! I only care about MILF

by Pig Genis October 26, 2020

milf

me in a couple of years.

i'm gonna be such a milf - then you'll be a motherfucker.

by milf102 February 13, 2022

Trigger milf

1. ???
2. A female associate with whom one engages in occasional awkward, inappropriate courting attempts (this definition has no relation to the term, "MILF")
3. A confused use of the term "MILF"
4. A MILF who can kick ass with a gun

Well, it's Tuesday. Time for me to hit on my trigger milf.

by rismfrosmgosm August 9, 2012