Lauren is a beautiful girl. Her only two flaws are her leprechaun hair and alcohol addiction. Once the alcohol hits, the boys showing up at 2am hit harder. But don’t worry she’ll tell you the next day that she won’t ever drink again. Those are lies. She’s like sexy Patrick with fish nets and forgets what she says she won’t do ever again every five seconds. However, she is very animal friendly. She likes to enjoy presence with sloths as those suit her hobbies and traits most, nothing. Anyways, she is an amazing softball player and so learned how to catch absolute shit. Some of her top catches are horny knock off frat boys. If you have a lauren in your life, never lose her, she might end up in the lost and found and steal water bottles.
“Hey this girl said she wasn’t going to fall for me for the 6283th time but she did.” “Well duhh she’s a lauren”
by Dontdropthesoup69 January 20, 2022
She is the most caring and understanding girl in the world. One look at her and you will fall in love, no doubt about it. She looks like god was showing off when he made her. She is absolutely gorgeous and will stand apart from everyone else in the room (in a good way). When she smiles you get that feeling in your chest of just pure happiness and butterflies. Once she trusts you and deems you as a friend theres no getting our of it. You two are partners and even lovers for life. She is a very loyal girl and will put everyone and everything out of the way to help you or make you feel better. She is really sweet and is comfortable talking about basically anything.
by your_mums_uncle November 23, 2021
by surf has sus May 30, 2022
An annoying ass white bitch who has a lot of money.People hate her because she all show and everything. She also has a bf but still talks to jaxson.
by Your father lmaoooo November 22, 2023
A lauren. Not to be confused with Lo-Ren. "Lauren." Lauren.
by moozay November 24, 2021
The kind of woman who bakes your heart stop (not like a heart attack) and makes you catch your breath (not an asthma attack either). She is all kind of awesome.
Wow, Lauren made my heart stop. But I’m not dead.
Look at that woman! Lauren is better than an asthma attack!
Look at that woman! Lauren is better than an asthma attack!
by Brown eyes 81 January 05, 2022
by Dished September 13, 2021