boomer brain

A state of being from when you cant process simple logic or basic instructions and your brain becomes overwhelmed, lowering your brain power and capacity to minimal levels, just enough to support life.

Same thing 'boomers' experience when using any form of modern technology (eg smartphones, computers etc).

Any generation can experience "Boomer Brain"

*At BBQ*
Alex: Did you bring the onions for the sausage sizzle?
Sophie: No, i thought you were?
Alex: You literally organised everything, why would i bring it?
Sophie: *stunned silence*
Alex: you didnt even bring butter either, fuck your boomer brain is bad.

by GoatofKek April 15, 2023

Toty Brain

A family member/friend who has a small brain. Usually stays behind in most events and is pretty sensitive to jokes. Can also describe someone who is Nerdy or Goofy Ahh.

Man! He is so Toty brained!

by MalikJr July 12, 2022

pandemic brain

Having a fuzzy memory, including not remembering details or having a skewed timeline, due to being socially isolated or quarantined during a pandemic

I wish I could remember what day it was but I have pandemic brain. I haven't left my house in a week!

by swans1ok April 6, 2020

Brain Leak

When you feel like your getting dumber when a funny comment is said.

Boy 1: Bro, monkeys don't pay taxes.
Boy 2: HAHAHAHA
Boy 2: I'm having a brain leak right now

by Uncorruptedmikey October 8, 2021

Trouser Brain

The human male organ of thought, primarily used for urination and procreation, believed to have over ruling power of the actual brain when encountering other persons of sexual interest.

He was too busy thinking with his trouser brain he had no idea he was being scammed

by Trouser Brains March 3, 2017

Blue Brains

When you get worked up or excited for something come to realize it isnt happening for a while. Samee concept of Blue Balls but for your brain.

"Hey Ana, new American Horror Story tonight!!"
"No Steven its tomorrow lol."
"Well i just got Blue brains"

by rzewster September 13, 2016

my brain

my brain is the equivalent of a sperm whale and a cockroaches offspring being baked in a pizza oven in a dark alley way in Detroit

dude my brain is fuuuuucked (hits blunt) like... its fried

by grape bleach March 13, 2021