Best Friend Code

Used when talking to your best friend. When this code is enforced it keeps the knowledge from going to a third party.

Best Friend Code can be enforced in any of this situations(since people can barely keep there mouths shut now days)

ie. dishing on boyfriends, talking about other disliked friends, talking about your best friends slut of a girlfriend....

by Made-Up.Maria July 8, 2010

da vinci code

A fictional book that many Christian fundamentalists have tried to disprove despite the fact that it is a FICTIONAL BOOK.

Christians are so paranoid about The Da Vinci Code.

by The Bad Guy December 14, 2008

Fellatio Code

When one party member offers to give fellatio to another party member (joke or not), the former party member is obliged by the Fellatio Code to follow up on the aforementioned action of fellating the latter party member.
If the offering party member hereupon refuses to perform the offered fellatio, she (or he, if thats how you roll) is subject to a punishment up to the discretion of the latter party member

Guy: Blow me
Girl: Fine
Guy: Awesome
Girl: Not
Guy: Nope, you have to follow the Fellatio code
Girl: Damn

by BGold20 October 20, 2009

WHOREis Code

a complicated system used by real men in order to rate women discretely on their physical attributes and sometimes their behavior. Is a stealthy system that must be used with care and kept secret from the opposite sex. The first letter is something that stands out about the girl and the number is their overall rating on a scale of 1-10.

A=Ass
B=Bitch
C=Cougar
D=Dike
F=Fatty
G=Grenade (messed up)
H=Horny
K=Kardashian

L=Legs
M=Menstrual Cycle
N=Nips
P=Porker
Q=Questionable sex
R=Rice (meaning Asian)
S=Stupid
T=Teacher
U=Unibrow
V=Virgin
W=Whore
X=Brown Bag Special
Y=Yoga Trainer
Z=Perfect (Doesn't need number)

Damn that chick over there is so mean!!! she is for sure a B7!!!

Oh look at her face!!! she is an X8!!!!

Hey man we are going on a double date. Use the WHOREis Code.

by JW Inc. Worldwide June 24, 2010

Smebb code

Horribly written source code that is virtually impossible to follow and modify. Smebb code has no consistent structure and is written with no regard to security by people who think they can code.

include($_GET(...));
// Smebb code
// Urban Dictionary doesn't allow square brackets so don't flame me about them :/

by defproc August 15, 2006

absolute code

Among gay people there is an implicit Code of Honor: no matter how badly someone offends you, it is absolutely forbidden to expose or “out” fellow gays to their family, straight friends, or work colleagues.

No self respecting gay person would break the absolute code.

by Bill Peters November 6, 2006

bar code

alternative spelling for barcode

From the black and white vertical strips that supermarkets put on products so that when you get to the checkout, you or the checkout man/girl/person can put it under the optical scanner, and the supermarket's software will update its database, and the cash register will put it on your bill.

"Bar code" is usually spelt 'barcode' these days pal, whatever your spell check program says.

by Observer54 November 29, 2006