oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.

Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016

to kill ya

another word for tequilla

I wont drink that shot. That's to kill ya!

by iamthelead January 23, 2005

Boner Kill

Noun. Literally, A Boner Kill is any thing, person, event, or disruption of the 5 senses, that causes one to lose an erection. Boner Kill is also used to refer to any situation which takes a dramatic turn for the worse.

"Dude, last night, I was over at Cheryl's and we were hookin up, everything was normal and good, when outa no where she tells me that she loves me. What a Boner Kill, right?"
or
friend - "dude it looks like someone hit your car"
friend 2 - "Talk about a Boner Kill"

by Pappa Horace November 29, 2007

disney kill

When during a story, a character dies accidentally on purpose. 2 people are fighting and one falls to their death on a pitch fork for example.

OHHH!!!! That was such a Disney Kill!
movies with Disney Kills:
Lion King
Peter Pan
Beauty and the Beast
Flowers in The Attic

by Alison MC February 13, 2007

buzz kill

buzzkill, buzz kill, bk

n. a person who ruins a perfectly good joke or moment with an idiotic follow-up

v. the action of ruining a perfectly good joke or moment with an idiotic follow-up

Guy 1-"Hey guys listen to this Chuck Norris joke I heard 'Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter'"
Guy 2(the bk)- "That's not possible cause a knife is solid and butter isn't!"
Guy 1- "Wow, way to buzz kill that one."
Guy 3 (to guy 2)- "You're a giant buzz kill dude, why do we even hang with you?"

by Roshoka November 9, 2012

Multi Kill

1. A single attack resulting in 3 or more kills, online or in real life.

2. More than one killing.

1. Ownage11 just made a multikill with his assult rifle!

2. The Green River killer multikilled lots of women.

by Ownage11 March 23, 2004

i wanna kill myself

don't. please. don't.

you don't realize how many people care for you. even though you say that people do not care for you, don't die. don't cut yourself. yes, i've dealt with this before and i almost did die, but i just realized that it's you who cares for you, dont kill yourself. people are there who love you, even though im a stranger i love you so much. please do talk to someone if youre having suicidial thoughts.
suicide hotline list:

person 1: i fucking hate myself. i wanna kill myself.
person 2: don't. :(

by GDGIDGODIOGIDGOD January 11, 2023