Sex

Sex is something your parents did to have you. They forgot to use condoms and had you..... they really didn't want you

* Two humans having sex *
Person 1: That was such good sex
Person 2: Oh no honey the condom broke
Person 1: WE ARE GOING TO BE PARENTS!!!!
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Http...Salty January 26, 2022

Anne Frank Sex Roulette

The act of having sex as quietly as possible where there is the risk of waking other people such as children, parents, Nazi's etc either in the same or adjoining rooms

Honey I just put the baby to sleep, can we partake in Anne Frank Sex Roulette, but seriously if you wake the baby I'll be pissed

by KirkleesKirsty June 16, 2025

Sex-perate

Sex desperate, so basically all college guys

He doesn't even like her......he's just sex-perate

by @collegelife March 9, 2017

sex

sex

sex

by drsex July 22, 2023

Martin sex

Sexual intercourse with a man and a dog at the same time while playing uno and sucking at it

You need to try some martin sex

by Blackcockhomie January 14, 2021

Sex

Literally urban Dictionaries favorite thing, if you look at anything here it will have some sort of sex in it

Josh:God damn it its just another definition with sex in it again

by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023

sex

something neither of us will ever have

i cant pull bitches so no sex

by skybaditoilet August 19, 2024