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Sex

Sex is something your parents did to have you. They forgot to use condoms and had you..... they really didn't want you

* Two humans having sex *
Person 1: That was such good sex
Person 2: Oh no honey the condom broke
Person 1: WE ARE GOING TO BE PARENTS!!!!
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Http...Salty January 26, 2022