Sex acts

What a lot of people think Urban Dictionary is for.

Everybody likes to make sex acts as entries because they think it's funny when it's already stale enough. Make up your minds, people!

by blank flank December 26, 2024

Man of Sex

The God of Sex
He sexes everybody

The Man of Sex gave John anal sex a week ago.

by Bacom Juicer February 15, 2023

Sex PTSD

Sex PTSD occurs when one keeps having flashbacks about the previous night sexual activities.

Man 1: I saw Victoria last night. I cant think straight.
Man 2: you have Sex PTSD

by Crashy873 July 12, 2018

Sex fountain

When a man ejeculates at the same time as a woman squirts and their bodily fluids meet together in air they create a sex fountain

Jimmy: How is your sex life going, Tim?
Tim: me and Gina finally managed to do the sex fountain... I think I'm ready to get married now

by TransexualBratzDolll November 24, 2021

Counter Sex

When your girlfriend cheats on you and as revenge you have sex with the guy in question.

"Dude my gf cheated on me with my brother."
"Man you should totally Counter Sex her."

by Terminalsicknessman March 05, 2017

Sex-quity Card

When you have sex with your first person who is a member of AEA/Actor's Equity Association you get your "sex-quity card"

OMG I totally blew that hottie from Spring Awakening last night and bagged my sex-quity card.

by infiniteache May 21, 2010

Surprize Sex

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you rape someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Sex Scenario1: *guy attempts to rape girl*

Girl: FIRE!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale May 24, 2011