Cock Rocket

A dick, asshole, etc that views themselves above everyone else. Superiority complex.

God, Brad is being such a Cock Rocket

by SlitherinPanda April 15, 2021

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Cock

A slang for a rooster

- The "cock" is crowing.
- OMG! Huge COCK you have, in your farm.

by Tuesfeio November 21, 2022

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1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.

1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.

by DR. HJ October 30, 2012

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cock apron

A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.

Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.

by Polish bike rider July 7, 2016

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