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i dont know man how i supposed to know im a virgin
guy 1: yo bro i just had sex yesterday
guy 2: whats sex?
by sex haver two February 20, 2025
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num sex

Using benzocaine (numbing cream) as lube during intercourse and fellatio. Person's involved will experience numbing in the genital and oral regions leading to numb cock and num tongue.
Shelly accidently grabbed her grandfather's numbing cream thinking it was sexual lubrication. Shelly was surprised when she experienced num sex.
by Mermer0008 March 18, 2017
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E-sex

Eletronic sex, Includes two fucking idiots making fucking weird noises in their rooms and masturbatin, you fucking ain't reproducing mofos.
A: E-sex?
B: Yes dwaddy 😫
by HaveBirchNoBitches November 5, 2023
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Quest Sex

The kinda sex you get after killing a dragon (defeating an ememy, obstical, or rival in a professional workplace or situation) saving a village from an army of attacking monsters (providing a stable household for your woman and offspring in the face of lifes moral dillemmas) or any other large and notable achievement.
I havent gotten quest sex since my honeymoon, maybe its time to hit the grinding stone.
by KingjackMehoff May 8, 2022
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Sex

sex with your mom was really nice, pussy was just sorta loose
by HowToKissMyAss101 August 17, 2021
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Gay sex

You searched this up for a story, didn’t you?

Well fine.

Josh was curious, and decided to go to a gay strip club. He had never seen such explicit things as he would see that night.

A large man, who is called aron, pulled Josh onto his lap. Josh was fairly scrawny, so it wasn’t very hard. Josh was surprised when he felt the man’s rock hard dick poking at him through his pants. Aron lead Josh to the bathroom, and Josh unbuttoned Aron’s pants, and began licking the tip of his large, thick, rock hard dick. Aron groaned when he pushed Josh’s head further down on his fat cock. Aron quickly cummed all over Josh’s face, making Josh lap it up like a pet. Aron then grabbed Josh and lead him into a stall, where Aron leaned Josh against the wall and began fucking his ass upright, with his bussy destroying cock. Josh screamed and moaned and groaned as his ripe asshole was endlessly fucked balls-deep. He rode on aron’s fat cock before Aron pulled out, putting Josh on the floor, and raw-dogging his tight bussy. Josh screamed for more and more as slapping could be heard from the next room. Josh and Aron moaned in unison as they both came. Josh thought it was the end of their rough time,
until 3 more big men came in, fat cocks throbbing with anticipation. Suddenly, Josh found himself deepthroating another fat cock he could barely fit in his mouth, and being anally raped from all angles by 3 cocks, moaning and holding back tears of pleasure and pain. Suddenly, all 4 men open his legs and thrust into him all at once, their cocks widening his tiny ass and making him scream. Josh cums on their faces, and soon they all fill his widened ass up with loads of their fat, juicy, warm semen. Josh loved how the men ruined his hips and legs with their gay sex.

Are you happy now?
by Wokawokaweoooweooo November 7, 2023
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sex

friend1: hey guess what
friend2:whet
friend1: sex
friend2:GHHHGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAGHAGHGHAGHAGHGHAGAGHGSHAGSAGH
by ur moms favorite dildo December 12, 2022
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