sex

i know that your bored and horny, but honestly, stop.

(just watch porn, or just have sex.)

by Astrallica December 12, 2021

sex

when u shove your dick in a stuffed animal cause you have no rizz

i had sex with ur mom

by fuck me daddy unghh😩🍆💦 🍑 March 27, 2023

Sex Position

Something that The Urban Dictionary is way too obsessed with.

If it exists, someone on the Urban Dictionary has turned it into a Sex Position.

by LPBvgc April 15, 2025

Sex Tent

A tent of whatever to protect you from becoming a nonchalant PORNSTAR. No electricks allowed in the tent either.

Babe let’s get in the sex tent.

by Whitehotgwap August 27, 2023

Heroin Sex

When someone on heroin is having sex with another individual on heroin and they make weird noises and cant finish and or function becuase they are too high.

Dude i had some made heroin sex last night.

by TonyTheAnalLord June 18, 2022

no sex september

meaning you cannot have sex for the entire month of september

dude: are you in no sex september?
girl: hell no come here its my birthday

by 35965432qwe456789 November 16, 2019

Sex

Sex is like math. Subtract the cloths, Add to the bed, Divide the legs, Multiply the people!

Woman: Wanna do some math later after class?
Man: isn't that just sex?
Woman: more then that

by _______okA__ August 30, 2021