The good wife syndrome

When men watch this show it immediately shrinks their balls to the size of raisins.

Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.

by Larrykernen September 23, 2022

Pacific Time Zone Syndrome

The constant suffering of missing out on events, social interaction, or not being able to be with your friends in some way because by the time you are available everyone else has already gone to bed

You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them

Pacific Time Zone Syndrome is a bitch. I just got back from school and its already 8pm for him

by tronytroo February 5, 2023

Eight ball syndrome

Eight Ball Syndrome

When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.

Eight Ball Syndrome

by my mAin Hack September 2, 2017

Elongated flap syndrome

Massively enlarged vaginal flap

Don’t use a thong, flap will stick out and blow in the wind (elongated flap syndrome)

by WilliamOhuxter July 30, 2023

skibidi toilet syndrome

this syndrome can be easily diffused between toddlers, the symptoms can be:
1: getting inside boxes and toilets, or any containers
2: when getting inside any containers, the start singing a song that goes "skibidi dop dop dop.."
3: when going on their ipads, and going on youtube, you can only see skibidi toilet videos

guy n1: bro, why is my cousin going inside boxes and singing a meme song?
guy n2: bro he has skibidi toilet syndrome

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Happilyeverafter syndrome

This is when things have been going wrong throughout your life and nearly nothing good has happened to you. It doesn’t mean you’re a princess or something like that. But in the end something good will finally happen likenin most fairly tales. A happily ever after.

Jim: “everything just goes wrong in my life.”
Sam: “Aw poor jimmy must have a case of happilyeverafter syndrome.”

by Lilisims98 May 24, 2018

Reid-Duncan syndrome

A medical condition where one develops an oversized rectum or ass hole

Boy this Reid-Duncan syndrome is giving me fits!

by Hmp99 October 9, 2021