Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.
by darknest555 April 12, 2022
Get the Hawaiian Monkey Sexmug. James was here to pick me up. I'd been sleeping, so I quickly threw some clothes on to get in his car.
"Hey!" I say. He doesn't respond. He was staring right at my chest. I look down in confusion and realize - in my hurry, I forgot to put on a bra! My white t-shirt revealed everything. James is smirking.
"I can see you stare."
"Darling, I'm not trying to hide it. I see how you look at me." He says slyly."
"It's pretty hot in here..." I say softly, removing my shirt.
"Get in the backseat, love." He says, pulling off his shirt.
We begin to make out. I straddle him, and he clutches my ass. Harder and faster, with slow, passionate kisses in between. I feel his erection underneath his sweatpants. His kisses work down my neck and to my tits. They're wet, and so am I. I unbutton his pants.
"I want to hear you beg for it." He says slyly.
"Please daddy, please give it to me!" I moan.
"That's what I like to hear." I look him in the eye and grab his waistline with my teeth and slowly pull his pants off. I pull his dick out and caress it. I open my mouth and put it in.
"You dirty little thing," he says, moaning, "take off your pants." I do as he says. I pull off my pants and slide his dick in. I ride him cowgirl style as he clutches my ass and moves me up and down. He's kissing my tits softly as he fucks me harder.
I moan. "I'm going to cum!"
"Do it." He says. And I do. We cum simultaneously as it spreads throughout his car, all around us. I scream and quiver with pleasure.
"Hey!" I say. He doesn't respond. He was staring right at my chest. I look down in confusion and realize - in my hurry, I forgot to put on a bra! My white t-shirt revealed everything. James is smirking.
"I can see you stare."
"Darling, I'm not trying to hide it. I see how you look at me." He says slyly."
"It's pretty hot in here..." I say softly, removing my shirt.
"Get in the backseat, love." He says, pulling off his shirt.
We begin to make out. I straddle him, and he clutches my ass. Harder and faster, with slow, passionate kisses in between. I feel his erection underneath his sweatpants. His kisses work down my neck and to my tits. They're wet, and so am I. I unbutton his pants.
"I want to hear you beg for it." He says slyly.
"Please daddy, please give it to me!" I moan.
"That's what I like to hear." I look him in the eye and grab his waistline with my teeth and slowly pull his pants off. I pull his dick out and caress it. I open my mouth and put it in.
"You dirty little thing," he says, moaning, "take off your pants." I do as he says. I pull off my pants and slide his dick in. I ride him cowgirl style as he clutches my ass and moves me up and down. He's kissing my tits softly as he fucks me harder.
I moan. "I'm going to cum!"
"Do it." He says. And I do. We cum simultaneously as it spreads throughout his car, all around us. I scream and quiver with pleasure.
by maria728 December 1, 2023
Get the Sex storymug. Boy: Me and my girl were getting it last night
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
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Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.
by crockpotseggs November 23, 2021
Get the crockpot sexmug. Brad and Will banged last night.
What'd they do?
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Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
What'd they do?
Tender and loving Mercenary.
Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
by MercenaryLover69 August 21, 2023
Get the Mercenary (Sex Position)mug. Sam comes home from a long day at work, at night he is still on his phone while his wife is sitting beside him all of a sudden while he was just about to put the phone down he feels his underwear and boxers being taken down he then turns around and sees his wife giving him a sexy smirk and takes off her PJ’s to see a thong and a extremely see-trough bra revealing a huge pair of sexy big ass tits he takes off his shirt and takes off her thong and bra then starts sucking on her nipples and eventually making his way down to her stomach and then her pussy. Then he starts rubbing her tits and penetrates his penis into her pussy in and out his wife scream “OOOHHH!!!!, HARDER!!!!, FASTER!!!!” his dick being 7 inches long and eventually his wife cums and Sam starts sucking her cum then they swap positions and Emma gives him the biggest blow-job ever and rides him like a cowgirl. Sam says “Suck me off!!!!!” And Emma starts giving him a harder deep-throated blow-job the whole penis being devoured and then sams starts cumming crazy then after they finish Emma exclaims “Penetrate me daddy!!!” Then Sam inserts his dick into her pussy and after what seems to be the 10th time he hits her g-spot and sams starts cumming again and Again then making his way back up to her tits he starts finger fucking her with 3 fingers and then he pushes her over and injects his cock in her ass. This went on till 5 Am and eventually they fell asleep and woke up in the morning walking nude all breakfast…
by Why has my life come to this…. January 25, 2022
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by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024
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A: Wanna hear about Belarusian breakfast, a sex position? B: No way! That's just one of those ridiculous made-up ones! I know this is Belarusian sex position, don't pull my leg!
by Dimi-drool January 15, 2025
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