cock panzy

when your girlfriend wont let you jerk off but you dont wanna fuck her cuz shes hairy

guy- stop being a cock panzy you filthy whore -girl- your mad cuz im hairy and ur not.

by young zayah February 5, 2019

Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.

Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.

by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021

Cock in that rock.

When you have sex with a rich girl who is engaged to another man.

I got my cock in that rock. She was engaged with a fat ring on her finger. But I still busted a nut inside her.

by martita papita November 29, 2011

Cock

Don't bother the deceased

Do not cock with the grave

by The muscle November 26, 2025

cock

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by dickINmyAsss November 4, 2020

Ostrich Cock

Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.

“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”

"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."

by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018

Cock Munting

The act of cutting the vas deferens in the ballsack of a dead man and connecting it internally to the urethera then stomping on the ballsack until the testicles are completely powderized and then sucking the testicle powder out of the cock.

Me and Harry were Cock Munting a random homeless man last night because he asked for money.

by asghtryssd August 3, 2024