Criminal Users Gets Grounded

the karma what criminals deserves, even families seeing them crimes, they sentenced to rooms and no fun complete strict

ex: Makes Criminal Users Gets Grounded
ex2: Cyberbully alert
Ex: I Don't give a shit

by [e-mail] February 2, 2022

I'm getting the running

a popular response in tweet form to a selfie with deer

it is a sentence you idiot "I'm getting the running"

by imgettingtherunning March 30, 2022

Promise ain’t getting comm

Some weird black annoying 17 year old discordian thinking she’s getting comm sometime soon

“Promise ain’t getting comm” who is that female anyways

by Kharomani June 14, 2022

Bad bitch getta

You get a lot of bad bitches
I’m a bad bitch getta

Jquane: I’m a bad bitch getta
Dion: what’s that?
Jquane: that mean I get a lot of bad bitches
Dion: same bro

by Bad Bitch Getta August 5, 2022

gay gorilla grip getaway

when your bf gets stuck under the bed so you get them out by putting elmer’s glue on their pp and shoving it in their bf’s ass and thrust backwards

gay gorilla grip getaway

by karinaishot July 7, 2022

Battle of Gettysburg

When a woman is having a heavy flow and you give her a cream pie, leaving behind thousands of men to die in blood.

I almost didn’t want to have sex with my girlfriend last night because she was having her period, but I decided to give her a Battle of Gettysburg instead.

by Prince Fonzarelli January 21, 2023

Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023