by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023

kylie: um chloe do you think at this point jen and landon are just having undeniable sex?
chloe: for sure, they don’t even enjoy it
chloe: for sure, they don’t even enjoy it
by camixstylinson June 12, 2021

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced
1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014

Person 1- Bro when was the last time you had sex?
Person 2- ....a few months ago...
Person 1- You get no bitches.
Person 2- ....a few months ago...
Person 1- You get no bitches.
by beyoncé October 13, 2022

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021

by seggsy momma March 21, 2022

Your mother: we are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.
by S_00_S September 5, 2021
