swampy cock

That one dude who will literally put his dick in anything, whether it being a really unattractive girl or an actual swamp.

Damn I can't believe Joshua slept with that girl, He must have a real swampy cock!

by Kurt Cobainnnnn July 17, 2017

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Cock Amish

Siri's interpretation of cock smooch

Cam Kingery has been such a cock Amish lately

by Cock farm November 13, 2014

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Strange Cock

A cock that is not one's own!

Hey, try not to touch any strange cock when you go to the Mets game.

by Captain Carrots February 19, 2024

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A cock that is very crooked, caused from a traumatic experience involving a girl jumping on his cock drunk from the end of the bed. After that, no girl wanted his cock. It looked like a lightning bolt.

I don't want an Andrew's Cock it's crooked

by Master Dook December 4, 2021

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Cock your dish

When you go to fart and you aim your butt in another direction

Me : Sorry I just let one rip! .
Friend:.. did u at least cock your dish the other way?

by Fecknhill420 April 19, 2020

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Cock withdrawl

1. When he’s just too relatable.

2. When you haven’t seen him in a while/he’s gone & you go insane. You wish he’d come back & fuck you reckless. You consider pulling the trigger.

Also see evafoxy’s definition

Holy shit I’m going through cock withdrawl

by Superjuliam December 8, 2022

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