Are you serious!?

An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.

Paul: "How'd ye get on in the match today?"
Shane: "We lost by 4 goals..."
Paul: "Are you serious!?"

Are you serious!? by John O' Driscoll June 27, 2007

What are you talking about?

Knowing you fucked up and is afraid to confront them about the situation one on one.

What are you talking about? I didn’t do that?

That wasn’t me I swear.
Ooop

Liar

What are you talking about? by Oopsterpoopster December 20, 2019

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Breakfast

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

＼(^ω^＼) Breakfast!
ARGHHHH

ಥ_ಥ *cries*

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? by 69ScrotumRubber69 September 26, 2015

Are You Experienced 

1) Jimi Hendrix song

2) Meaning do you smoke weed

hey man, you look wasted...are you experienced?

Are You Experienced by Annihalation August 5, 2006

are you fucking my dog? 

Synonymous with "are you kidding me?" or "are you joking me?"

Person A: "Did you hear? Britney Spears is going to try to raise Jamie-Lynn's baby."
Person B: "Wait....what?!? Are you fucking my dog?"

are you fucking my dog? by davykid15 January 11, 2009

are you trying to fly on me 

equivalent of "smoke"; to make fun of; to embarrass

"Dude, you tried grabbing my girlfriend's butt! Are you trying to fly on me?"

are you trying to fly on me by mah-mah January 5, 2008

Why are you looking at this? 

When your friends catch you with downloaded ginger midget porn on your computer.

Person 1: Pardon me kind sir, would you be as kind as to allow me to use your computer? My laptop crashed a couple days ago and I need to watch my daily dose of porn.

Person 2: Uh...Yeah... Just don't click on the folder that says Private Porn.

Person 1: As you command, my good man. (instantly clicks on Private Porn folder) (clicks on the video file)

Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ THE HELL IS THIS BRO HOLY FUCKBERRIES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? FUCK THIS STUFF SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Person 2: Aw crap... Well... At least now I can go define this on urbandictionary now.

Person 1: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Why are you looking at this? by FondleMyDongle June 30, 2015