Epic Beard

When an event is beyond epic. Too amazing for normal words to describe

That concert was Epic Beard!

by welovevesa January 28, 2009

the sniffles beard

when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery

i did the sniffles beard on cierra and i used pink glitter her favorite color

by The king Friday September 8, 2013

Bearded Clam

A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.

Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.

Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.

Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.

Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.

That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Nelsin August 14, 2018

Sugar Beard

Aftermath of eating an Oscar Donut and having your beard covered in powdered sugar.

'Man, that was one hell of an Oscar Donut....it game me a full on Sugar Beard.'

by PhatPat33 June 14, 2013

Beard Cheers

When one bearded man touches his beard against another man's, as one would do with beverages. Beard cheers, bitches.

Danny: Beard Cheers, mate!
Geoff: Beard Cheers!!
*smash beards together but not hard enough to cause injury*
*high five*

by Dilawntheflymon December 31, 2011

Burning Beard

A female with naturally red hair down there in the pubic region.

Jasmine has naturally red hair. She doesnt shave her pussy, so she can be refered to as a burning beard. She has red pubic hair, like if it was on fire, hence the word "burning beard"

by tejasrc February 18, 2010

Beard Of Lincoln

Noun; A beard made of pubic hair and secured to the person's face by semen. The Beard of Lincoln is "given" by a man that ejaculates on their sexual partner's chin and cheeks, then rips a handful of his (or their) pubic hair and sprinkles the hair onto the semen. The semen secures the pubic hair to their face and resembles a beard.

"I busted my load on her chin, ripped out a handful of my pubic hair and threw it on the load." You would reply, "Oh man, you gave her the Beard of Lincoln."

by iceman 69 December 23, 2009