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Turnstall 

Pain felt in the legs, hips or groin when a subway turnstile refuses to open after the first swipe of the fare card.
Ouch! That's my second turnstall this week!
Turnstall by SearchBender July 26, 2010
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turntrovert 

An introvert who is planning a quiet night in but then takes one sip of delicious alcohol and transform into an all night turnt party machine.
Tim: I think I want to have a quiet night in and watch Sex and the City
Jean-Louis: Just have one beer with us.
*Eight hours later*
Jean-Louis: Tim you turntrovert you need to come down from that chandelier the club is closing.
turntrovert by Tim Turnter September 14, 2015

Finger Turner

An eBook that is exciting to read and hard to put down.
I need ice for my finger. I was e-reading a Stephen King book last night --- it was so good,I couldn't put it down. It's a real Finger Turner
Finger Turner by jbbruce001 April 18, 2011

jersey turnpuking 

The combination of being drunk and very dizzy from doing the "jersey turnpike" that causes one to boot.
"How was that party Friday?"
"It was terrible man, one minute I was jersey turnpiking this chick, the next minute I was jersey turnpuking my brains out. It all happened so fast."
jersey turnpuking by str3@kerZ January 5, 2012

Kappa turnout 

It's the result of douchy frat-boy behaviour.
After fumping her he told her she was ugly. The kto ( kappa turnout) was real bad. She had a proper Britney moment and shaved her head.

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!