Tuna Torpedo

A dick that will fuck any penis fly trap snatch even if it smells like sushi

Sushi snatch target acquired launch tuna torpedo

by Shanexxx January 2, 2026

tuna in the wine

Something unfortunate happened.

Feeling bummed or unappreciative

Man today was tuna in the wine, I just couldn’t catch a break at work.

by Sleezytydye January 16, 2025

cheesy tuna

Noun: A woman's (usually a prostitute, slut, whore) loose vagina becomes infected with a yeast infection. The yeast coats the vagina, giving it a tighter grip; yet the vagina still emits strong a yeasty fish smell.

Did you hear? Jordan slept with skank from the Sheetz! He needed a gas mask to plow that Cheesy Tuna

by Mtnd3wman February 7, 2025

kid tuna

Averages 2lbs of beef topped with 2 cans of tuna wrapped in one tortilla a day in order to get absolutely yoked with 100% gains. 100% muscle, -10% body fat…. Usually hits in order of fist-elbow. With deadly force.

Kid tuna had to walk through the doorway sideways just to get through the door.

by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025

Tuna Whisk

State of your dick after scrambling the insides of her vagina with such enthusiasm that both of you expect an omelette. But you fail to get her pregnant and your dick immediately smells of tuna.

If you twerked her tuna than you have a bonified tuna whisk

by HippoKrampus March 3, 2025

peanu tuna

My daddy

Peanu tuna went to work this morning

by LardLord007 March 4, 2025

tuna scooter

verb . It is when your sister sits naked on a hardwood floor, spread eagle, and you try to scoot her across the room with your nose in her pussy. squeak squeak squeak.

Donnie and his perverted tuna scooter are hilarious. We watched him pushing her across the room with his nose buried in her pussy.

by Be-Rad June 4, 2024