Folded meat

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.

We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.

by @octopusapocalypse June 2, 2018

Meat Barrel

Another way to describe a fleshlight or someone who is a quadruple amputee and does porn.

Man thanks for letting me use your meat barrel.
You ever watch some of that meat barrel porn?

by Zimzalabim June 19, 2019

Meat Cunt

An Orange Cunt (Trump) Supporter who is oblivious to reality and has been brainwashed beyond the point of no return.

That Meat Cunt has no fucking idea what they are talking about.

by anonymous July 11, 2023

Spent Meat

The limp, flaccid (and often dripping) flesh-like extremity protruding off of my man's mid-section after completed the horizontal Mambo. Which, is often proceeded by the Two-Finger Taco Tango.

Mr. Beagleman always gives my man's Spent Meat a lick.

by Two-Hands December 5, 2010

Thug Meat

a huge black penis bigger then the human eye can comprehend

that thug meat looked like godzillas tail !

by LostxArcid May 5, 2016

Meat Cereal

The dried kibble food made of meat that you feed to dogs or cats.

Aw crap, my cat is out of meat cereal, now what will I feed him? He's going to scratch up my couch for sure.

by Iainbonics December 30, 2010

THE Meat Party

An annual fantasy football auction draft typically held in Pelham, AL since circa 2012 where smoked meats abound, and the beer & peach shine overflow. This event is more commonly known as THE Summitt, and is organized by a ginger of the democratic persuasion. The very best ribs and smoked meats are had by all in attendance. Artisan salsas and Peleton races are also quite commonplace at THE Meat Party. Sponsored by THE Mike & Deck Show, attendees of this event are generally avid supporters of Kelly Kapowski.

Who brings a protein bar to THE Meat Party?

by Thump Thump Thump December 17, 2021