milking chair

A concept from an artwork originating from rule 34‚ the milking chair is used by futas so that their dick can be sucked. Also my dog died.

Person 1: I love our new milking chair. Person 2: Same‚ it's almost as good as the Travis Scott meal.

by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022

Chair Griddy

Doing the griddy while sitting in a chair at the same time.

Me: bro what are you doing?

Henry: I’m doing the chair griddy

by Bing chilling gaylord November 29, 2022

Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.

I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.

by Vermont Department of Health March 19, 2025

gaming chair

something that instantly makes you a better gamer if it's really expensive

this kid has to have a good gaming chair

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.

Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

Tables and chairs

When something happens in life and you feel you’ve seen how the cookie crumbles.

You wake up and smell the cheese and think. “It’s all just tables and chairs out here”

Everyone has (or will) experience a time in their life that will make them think or feel this expression. You cannot change fate. That’s just tables and chairs.

“It’s all just tables and chairs man”

“You never know what it’s gonna be until it’s tables and chairs”

by Bumbatingrumbaclart June 9, 2025

spinny-chaired

Another word for drunk

Im feeling spinny-chaired.

by KitZoom February 8, 2021