french horse

A French whore who has a lot a shit on a lot of purfume

She smells like a French horse

by Isuckcock1969 November 13, 2016

horse trainer

Someone who solves problems you never knew existed in ways that will blow your mind.

"Why did that horse trainer throw a ball that looks like it's from Rocket League at the horse?"
"idk bro"

by UnixTM December 27, 2022

Endless Horse

endless.horse the website with a horse that has everything except hooves, and has very very long calves. You desperately scroll trying to find the hooves but to catch you off guard there is no luck and it keeps going.

“Hey look it’s the endless horse!”
“Bro where are it’s hooves”
“HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA”

by Swind/swick April 4, 2022

Horse Bunny

A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.

And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.

And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.

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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!

by RhiTheQueenB March 15, 2022

Horse Abortion

A big gross mess that no one wants or should have to deal with.

This product launch was a total horse abortion

by B R December 3, 2019

Jail Horse

A zebra.

Bob: I can't believe this zoo doesn't have any jail horses in it, this sucks.
John: What's a jail horse?
Bob: A zebra.

by BM255 November 22, 2019

Horse Parade

When you run your partner over naked with a car.

My grandma died when I gave her a horse parade.

by Brendawg69 May 18, 2017