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barbarian monkey

Wow, I can't believe he just said that!! He's a real barbarian monkey.
by Cory Staats June 2, 2014
mugGet the barbarian monkeymug.

IT Dust Monkey

An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."

Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"

Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
by CheekyChappy November 23, 2011
mugGet the IT Dust Monkeymug.

Monkey Stain

The wet stain left by a woman's vagina.
The girl on the back of that motorcycle is leaving a monkey stain on his shirt.
by Gordon MF Shumway June 26, 2018
mugGet the Monkey Stainmug.

Cheeba Monkey

One who frequently smokes marijuana. Mentioned in the movie PCU.
Tell those Frisbie-chucking cheeba monkeys to get this right.
by rolltide55 April 3, 2010
mugGet the Cheeba Monkeymug.

Pineapple Monkey

A person of Hawaiian descent
That Pineapple Monkey Is getting all the Pineapple off the tree
by Chernoybl June 17, 2018
mugGet the Pineapple Monkeymug.

mag monkey

When a black person uses an excessively high-capacity magazine or drum magazine on their EDC handgun.
A mag monkey hates derringers.
by AnonDoxy May 3, 2023
mugGet the mag monkeymug.

plague monkey

Term for any person with a communicable disease/virus that willingly goes out in public, hangs with friends and spreads their sickness to the people around them.
Origins of the term come from the movie "Outbreak"
Bob knew he had the flu when he decided to go to the bar. He's such a dirty plague monkey.
by Nixodemus December 9, 2008
mugGet the plague monkeymug.

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