jack crossing

The act of inviting yourself to a place when not invited

Dude how did you get here

Oh dude I was jack crossing, it happens

by The killer penis November 15, 2016

Jack Kerens

He is amazing

He is so much fun to be around

Just him being their some how makes my day

Class with him is funny since he always has something to say

He is......thicc like thicker than some girls in are grade

He is super sweet and caring

And he will get everything he will want in life

Jack Kerens

by S.A.V.A.G.E February 27, 2020

Jack aggity

A donkey’s rear end

You are acting like a jack aggity.

by Mmmac May 6, 2018

Jelly Jacking

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.

Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

jack the slack

To masturbate, aka to jack off, jerk off, burp the worm

Will Jack jack the slack tonight?

by EpicEric26 January 19, 2018

Jack Picton

A very hot individual who is considered one of the best people in the world

Look at Jack picton

by Pickletonhaha November 17, 2021

Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.

Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?

by Lacey13 January 17, 2012