Dancing on tables

Any public expression or display of queerness. E.g. going out in drag, wearing pride merch, men wearing makeup etc.

He was dancing on tables so that everyone knew the real him and men might approach him in the club.

by Ren001 July 3, 2021

Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

Orgy of the Round Table

n. an orgy including a male, his wife, his teenager, his babysitter, his friend, and his friend's wife

"Hey, Steve. The wife and I are planning another Orgy of the Round Table meeting."

"Count me in!"

by KP123KP September 20, 2011

tabetha

the biggest slut you will every have the miss fortune to meet, don't trust her as she will flirt with everyone, destroy friendships and try to steal your boyfriends, she doesnt know when she is not wanted and she just always wants to hurt people

person 1: she stole him from me, she sent him pictures! and told him lies!

person 2: URGH SHE IS SUCH A TABETHA!

by sleepingwithemillie October 6, 2013

table whore

a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.

We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.

by ReadyLH May 6, 2008

tableNazi

Not Cody Holmes, but Cody Holm, the Prime Minister of the Fourth Reich of the Foosball Table.
He has been out of action recently, probably planning his next holocaust.

Cody: Hey guys, what's up?
*crowd at foosball table hisses*
Me: Asshole!

by Robert January 23, 2005