Red Square

Red Sqaure is a premix alcoholic drink with caffine and vodka (this is the basic ingredients) There are different Red Squares. The basic Red Sqaure is Red Square: Reloaded, aka the vodka + caffine. Red Sqaure: Irn Bru. Hey I can't make a list of them :) IT would be too long.

Step 1:Drink about 20-30 of them
Step 2:Make sure you get laid
Step 3:You better find a condom on the floor or you're in deep shit.

by HarryPothead February 9, 2003

Peasant to the square root of infinity

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind

I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

by JDUB21 April 24, 2007

squat sauce

diarhea

I had to race to the bathroom and squat sauce.

by Scottwax April 26, 2003

Squat Cobbler

A Squat Cobbler also known in some areas as a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.

The squat cobbler loved having his picture taken while dressed as a baby.

by Sal T Penuz June 27, 2016

Cheyenne Squaredance

Similar to the Tulsa Twostep. Two women lay side by side, in opposite directions and then insert both pairs of feet into each other's rectums and vaginas at the same time. They then attempt to moonwalk.

I watched your mom and your sister doing the old Cheyenne Squaredance last night. Well, actually, I paid them to do it.

by rectacular March 25, 2008

hip... to be a square

a popular activity on the popular kids show seseme street... with squares jumping around (orange squares) telling each other how HIP they are.

"you're so hip... to be a square"

by Juivemaster September 21, 2004

squat beast

An ugly girl or woman. Derived from the fact that women squat when they urinate.

"My god, she's a real squat beast".

by Ytram December 19, 2006