Sprankton

A disease you get you from chewing too much.

"I'm sorry ma'am, but your son has sprankton."

by BardBard November 13, 2023

Sprankle

A sprained ankle .

Cassie tripped and sprained her ankle, now she has a sprankle.

by Spennie November 29, 2023

Sprankle

Similar to sprinkle but specific to the act of self pleasure - To Sprankle - the act of dribbling or wiping a small and disappointing cubic capacity of ejaculate upon a partner, curtain or carpet following a period of masturbation

Upon a self induced sexual climax - he produced less than half a teaspoon of semen which he then proceeded to sprankle upon her

by El-Trumperos October 27, 2025

Spankles

The really weak, spasticated ankles many young ladies inherit whilst in high heels after a couple of drinks. Most often seen at weddings or balls and oft resulting in grazed knees and/or tearful girls.

Kate really found her spankles at the wedding on Saturday, after a few drinks they buckled and she went down like a sack o potatoes.

by Mike Page December 31, 2008

Shrank doo

A Queef that contains particles of skunk juice with bloated frogs in it.

OMG did you just shrank doo on my kitten?

by Onfono June 21, 2007

spankervision

Watching a guy on webcam while he masturbates.

Some guy came in the chat room and was like," Ladies hard, young cock on cam about to blow my load. Come watch me CUM for you!"

I was like,"Ohh wow, just what I been sitting in chat waiting on all day, some fucktard to invite me to watch spankervision!!! I'd rather watch rats fuck!!"

by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007

spank wangler

Male who is envied by both sexes and is renound as an amazingly athletic lover, men wanna be him, women wanna do him!!

Jane - gosh look at him he's buff
Bunny - I did him, couldn't walk for a week, ee's a right Spank Wangler!!
George - I'ed do him!!!

by Spank Wangler March 16, 2008